What is the definition of Means Alpha Male Skin Cells?

Imagine you're at a high school football locker room, and one kid declares, "Alpha male skin cells!" It's like saying, "These guys are the coolest, the most dominant, and they're practically in charge of all the crushes!" But let's take it up a notch.

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Example sentence: "The alpha male skin cells of the new CEO's office supply drawer decided to rebel against the fluorescent lights and proclaimed, 'Means I'm the only one who truly understands corporate culture!'"